Okay, let’s talk about the wildest post-breakup drama we’ve seen in a minute: Brianna Chickenfry, Zach Bryan, and a full-blown diss track.
Honestly, if your besties aren’t on speed dial for a quick diss track about your ex, are you even really living?
This all started when Barstool Sports president Dave Portnoy and TikTok legend Josh Richards, who are also co-hosts of the BFFS podcast, dropped a diss track dedicated to Zach Bryan after his breakup with Brianna, TheyGossip.com reports.
The song, titled “Smallest Man,” is a whole five-minute banger where they completely roast Zach — using his own songs to do it! I mean, talk about petty genius.
They posted the diss track on the BFFS podcast’s socials, and it came with a full music video that had us gagged.
But just when we were getting into it, poof — it got pulled down from Instagram and YouTube due to copyright issues (guess Zach wasn’t feeling the remix?).
But before it vanished, let’s just say it dropped some serious tea on Brianna and Zach’s relationship.
From the vibes of this diss track, it’s pretty clear that Brianna’s squad is not here for Zach anymore, and they were out here protecting her honor in full force.
So, what’s the real scoop? The track gave us a whole lotta insight into how things went down between Brianna and Zach — and spoiler alert it wasn’t all sunshine and roses.
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What The Diss Track Says about Brianna and Zach’s Relationship
In the chorus, Richards delivers a savage line: “I said trust me, caught your pants on fire / Tinder, Bumble, Raya, knew you was a liar,” calling out Bryan’s alleged dating habits.
He adds, “You’re a douchebag, you just made a new rival / Pretty soon you’re going to need a revival.”
The song even channels Bryan’s September 2023 arrest, with Portnoy and Richards dressed as policemen, reenacting the moment, as they mockingly play the audio of Bryan’s arrest.
This diss track came just over two weeks after Bryan, 28, broke the news of his split with LaPaglia, 25, in an Instagram Story.
LaPaglia claimed she was “blindsided” by the announcement, as they had reportedly agreed to keep their breakup private.
In response, LaPaglia took a mental health break from her podcasts, but Portnoy didn’t hesitate to back her up.
The title of the diss track even seems to be a subtle nod to Taylor Swift’s “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived,” a song that Portnoy shared after the breakup hit the headlines.
As for the track’s lyrics, they’re packed with references to Bryan’s music, starting with the opening verse, where Richards alludes to Bryan’s hit collaboration with Kacey Musgraves, “I Remember Everything.”
He sings, “Yeah, you say you remember everything,” hinting at the singer’s history.
The song also takes a jab at Bryan’s roots in Oklahoma, with Richards singing, “But you’re from OK, well, OK, if you say so / Kinda ironic because soon you’re getting this KO.”
The line “You’re shorter than me, so sorry if this a low blow / I’m ’boutta turn this place to an Oklahoma Smokeshow” is a clear dig at Bryan’s stature.
The chorus then takes another hit at Bryan’s alleged infidelity, referencing his rumored cheating with the line, “All they say is Zach gon’ make you burn burn burn / Gon’ need some antifreeze.” (Bryan has denied the allegations, by the way.)
Richards doesn’t hold back, also referencing Bryan’s hit “Pink Skies” with, “I’m coming at you with more arms like a centipede / Looking for pink skies, but now you’re seeing stars.”
As the track nears its end, there’s a nod to Bryan’s song “Something in the Orange,” with Richards singing, “There’s something in the orange and it’s you behind these bars.”
To wrap it all up, Richards and Portnoy pull from Bryan’s “28,” a song reflecting on his relationship with LaPaglia, flipping the lyrics with a final jab: “How lucky is Bri to be free of ZB.”
Clearly, Portnoy and Richards aren’t holding back.
